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Elvis
Honda Civic 1.4lsi -Såld-
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Honda Civic Type R Fn2 K20 - Såld -
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dom e fan inte friska... 
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SMacke #364
Ja undrar vad dom gör där överhuvudtaget samt sitter och dricker hallonsaft i skogen? Undra vad det är med hans skjorta som man gnäller över.gnagis skrev:haha men duuuu han går ju för fan på en fresbee golf bana... då får man la se upp!
Stefan Karlsson
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HAHAHA "boobies are boobies!"
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HAHAHA "boobies are boobies!"
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Är det du Elvis?Honda skrev:<a href="http://www.blocket.se/vi/11089141.htm?ca=23_8_s" target="_blank">http://www.blocket.se/vi/11089141.htm?ca=23_8_s</a>
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- smacke
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- Bil: NSX
- Namn: MarcusMaehlum
- Ort: Mammas mage
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"E du normal ? " 
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SMacke #364
älska dumma norrmän
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Falköping
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Den där får mig att tänka på en gammal bild från en tidning:


[i]<!--coloro:red--><span style="color:red"><!--/coloro-->[b]Happiness is not around the corner,
It is the corner.[/b]<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->[/i]
Magnus Bergström
Suzuki sv650s - Svarta faran
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Mazda MX-5 - [b]FR Fun![/b] *retired*
Prelude -93 *Såld*
It is the corner.[/b]<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->[/i]
Magnus Bergström
Suzuki sv650s - Svarta faran
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Mazda MX-5 - [b]FR Fun![/b] *retired*
Prelude -93 *Såld*
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Jimmy
- Inlägg: 2556
- Blev medlem: 28 mars 2004, 13:34
- Bil: Civic EG
- Namn: Jimmy Eriksson
- Ort: Gävle
- Been thanked: 1 time
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www.JJizzle.com = Styggaste bloggen
www.garaget.org/jimmy_JDM
www.RubNScrape.com
Mordiiax - "ingen vits att försöka leka rik med orignalsaker när man ändå avslöjat att man är fattig genom att åka honda"
www.garaget.org/jimmy_JDM
www.RubNScrape.com
Mordiiax - "ingen vits att försöka leka rik med orignalsaker när man ändå avslöjat att man är fattig genom att åka honda"
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Att man blir stolt av att vara norrlänning........ ELLER SÅ INTE.
Att man blir stolt av att vara norrlänning........ ELLER SÅ INTE.
[b]<span style='color:black'>Peter Berglund</span>[/b]
1987 Rallycorsa[/b]
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>[b]Best ET:[/b] 12,31 @ 183 km/h 1100kg 280hk Civic VTI Turbo
[b]Best ET:[/b] 14.60 @ 151 km/h 1100kg 160hk Civic VTI
[b]Best ET:[/b] 14.18 @ 160 km/h 1020kg 150hk Crx Vtec
[b]Tidigare bilar[/b]
Mitsubishi EVO 3 RS-1995
Honda Civic VTI-1992
Honda CRX ED9-1989
Toyota Corolla-1988
Honda CRX Vtec-1990
Opel Kadett GSI-1985
Ford Sierra 2.0-1987</span>
[b]Sponsorer[/b] [b]<a href='http://www.hiflex.se/' target='_blank'>HIFLEX</a>[/b] [b]<a href='http://www.importparts.com' target='_blank'>IMPORTPARTS</a>[/b]
1987 Rallycorsa[/b]
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>[b]Best ET:[/b] 12,31 @ 183 km/h 1100kg 280hk Civic VTI Turbo
[b]Best ET:[/b] 14.60 @ 151 km/h 1100kg 160hk Civic VTI
[b]Best ET:[/b] 14.18 @ 160 km/h 1020kg 150hk Crx Vtec
[b]Tidigare bilar[/b]
Mitsubishi EVO 3 RS-1995
Honda Civic VTI-1992
Honda CRX ED9-1989
Toyota Corolla-1988
Honda CRX Vtec-1990
Opel Kadett GSI-1985
Ford Sierra 2.0-1987</span>
[b]Sponsorer[/b] [b]<a href='http://www.hiflex.se/' target='_blank'>HIFLEX</a>[/b] [b]<a href='http://www.importparts.com' target='_blank'>IMPORTPARTS</a>[/b]
STOPPA PRESSARNA !! Viktigt meddelande!
<a href="http://www.pitea-tidningen.se/telegram. ... 8&type=tgr" target="_blank">http://www.pitea-tidningen.se/telegram. ... ype=tgr</a> :biglaugh2:
<a href="http://www.pitea-tidningen.se/telegram. ... 8&type=tgr" target="_blank">http://www.pitea-tidningen.se/telegram. ... ype=tgr</a> :biglaugh2:
HPC STHLM #
Honda Accord 2.4 Tourer Executive navi -09
Honda Civic 1.8 sport -07
Honda Accord 2.0 Tourer Executive -09
Saab 9-3 1.8t -05
Honda HR-V 4x4 -99
Honda Civic GT 1500 -86
Honda Prelude 2.0 16v -92
Honda Accord 2.4 Tourer Executive navi -09
Honda Civic 1.8 sport -07
Honda Accord 2.0 Tourer Executive -09
Saab 9-3 1.8t -05
Honda HR-V 4x4 -99
Honda Civic GT 1500 -86
Honda Prelude 2.0 16v -92
Iskander skrev:STOPPA PRESSARNA !! Viktigt meddelande!
<a href="http://www.pitea-tidningen.se/telegram. ... 8&type=tgr" target="_blank">http://www.pitea-tidningen.se/telegram. ... ype=tgr</a> :biglaugh2:
Det där är standard dock, i princip bara för att redaktionen på PT ska ha något att göra.
[b]<span style='color:black'>Peter Berglund</span>[/b]
1987 Rallycorsa[/b]
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>[b]Best ET:[/b] 12,31 @ 183 km/h 1100kg 280hk Civic VTI Turbo
[b]Best ET:[/b] 14.60 @ 151 km/h 1100kg 160hk Civic VTI
[b]Best ET:[/b] 14.18 @ 160 km/h 1020kg 150hk Crx Vtec
[b]Tidigare bilar[/b]
Mitsubishi EVO 3 RS-1995
Honda Civic VTI-1992
Honda CRX ED9-1989
Toyota Corolla-1988
Honda CRX Vtec-1990
Opel Kadett GSI-1985
Ford Sierra 2.0-1987</span>
[b]Sponsorer[/b] [b]<a href='http://www.hiflex.se/' target='_blank'>HIFLEX</a>[/b] [b]<a href='http://www.importparts.com' target='_blank'>IMPORTPARTS</a>[/b]
1987 Rallycorsa[/b]
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>[b]Best ET:[/b] 12,31 @ 183 km/h 1100kg 280hk Civic VTI Turbo
[b]Best ET:[/b] 14.60 @ 151 km/h 1100kg 160hk Civic VTI
[b]Best ET:[/b] 14.18 @ 160 km/h 1020kg 150hk Crx Vtec
[b]Tidigare bilar[/b]
Mitsubishi EVO 3 RS-1995
Honda Civic VTI-1992
Honda CRX ED9-1989
Toyota Corolla-1988
Honda CRX Vtec-1990
Opel Kadett GSI-1985
Ford Sierra 2.0-1987</span>
[b]Sponsorer[/b] [b]<a href='http://www.hiflex.se/' target='_blank'>HIFLEX</a>[/b] [b]<a href='http://www.importparts.com' target='_blank'>IMPORTPARTS</a>[/b]
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krister"albin"
- Inlägg: 102
- Blev medlem: 2 augusti 2004, 07:12
- Bil: civic vt -91
- Namn: krister johannesson
OM JAG BARA HADDE PENGAR.
<a href="http://www.blocket.se/vi/11177807.htm?ca=15_s" target="_blank">http://www.blocket.se/vi/11177807.htm?ca=15_s</a>
<a href="http://www.blocket.se/vi/11177807.htm?ca=15_s" target="_blank">http://www.blocket.se/vi/11177807.htm?ca=15_s</a>
krister johannesson
civic vt -91 renovering på g
Toyota Prius -09
i don`t believe in heaven,and i don´t believe in hell
as a place with flames were people are having eternal pain.
i believe in a place i call "beyond"
civic vt -91 renovering på g
Toyota Prius -09
i don`t believe in heaven,and i don´t believe in hell
as a place with flames were people are having eternal pain.
i believe in a place i call "beyond"
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sommarhydda
- Inlägg: 0
- Blev medlem: 6 januari 2005, 01:04
- Ort: Karlstad
<a href="http://www.kossan.se/roliga-filmer/tjej ... inmack.htm" target="_blank">http://www.kossan.se/roliga-filmer/tjej ... ack.htm</a>
Varför tjejer inte ska tanka bilar... :wohow: :wohow:
Varför tjejer inte ska tanka bilar... :wohow: :wohow:
"We are each of us angels with only one wing and we can only fly embraceing eachother"
"The 7P"
Proper
Prior
Planing
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Preformence.
// Björn "Sommarhydda" Wollarz
"The 7P"
Proper
Prior
Planing
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Preformence.
// Björn "Sommarhydda" Wollarz
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sommarhydda
- Inlägg: 0
- Blev medlem: 6 januari 2005, 01:04
- Ort: Karlstad
<a href="http://www.jesper.nu/filmer/wtf/Sturepl ... _aring.php" target="_blank">http://www.jesper.nu/filmer/wtf/Sturepl ... ing.php</a> :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :ranting: :ranting: :wohow: :wohow:
Stockholmare
Stockholmare
"We are each of us angels with only one wing and we can only fly embraceing eachother"
"The 7P"
Proper
Prior
Planing
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Preformence.
// Björn "Sommarhydda" Wollarz
"The 7P"
Proper
Prior
Planing
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Preformence.
// Björn "Sommarhydda" Wollarz
- smacke
- Inlägg: 1593
- Blev medlem: 26 april 2004, 10:44
- Bil: NSX
- Namn: MarcusMaehlum
- Ort: Mammas mage
- Kontakt:
New Words for 2007. . .
* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a Project failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and Then leaves.
* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
* GOING FOR A McSHIT.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
* 404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.
* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
* MONKEY BATH.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise At 3:00am.
* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
* BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be
required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
:biglaugh2: :biglaugh2: :biglaugh2:
* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a Project failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and Then leaves.
* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
* GOING FOR A McSHIT.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
* 404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.
* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
* MONKEY BATH.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise At 3:00am.
* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
* BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be
required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
:biglaugh2: :biglaugh2: :biglaugh2:
SMacke #364
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sommarhydda
- Inlägg: 0
- Blev medlem: 6 januari 2005, 01:04
- Ort: Karlstad
Hmmmm..., BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA :wohow: :wohow: :wohow: :wohow:
"We are each of us angels with only one wing and we can only fly embraceing eachother"
"The 7P"
Proper
Prior
Planing
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Preformence.
// Björn "Sommarhydda" Wollarz
"The 7P"
Proper
Prior
Planing
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Preformence.
// Björn "Sommarhydda" Wollarz
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krister"albin"
- Inlägg: 102
- Blev medlem: 2 augusti 2004, 07:12
- Bil: civic vt -91
- Namn: krister johannesson
<a href="http://www.blocket.se/vi/11165409.htm?ca=15_s" target="_blank">http://www.blocket.se/vi/11165409.htm?ca=15_s</a>
:wohow:
:wohow:
krister johannesson
civic vt -91 renovering på g
Toyota Prius -09
i don`t believe in heaven,and i don´t believe in hell
as a place with flames were people are having eternal pain.
i believe in a place i call "beyond"
civic vt -91 renovering på g
Toyota Prius -09
i don`t believe in heaven,and i don´t believe in hell
as a place with flames were people are having eternal pain.
i believe in a place i call "beyond"
- Dani
- Inlägg: 4264
- Blev medlem: 26 april 2004, 11:03
- Bil: Civic Type-R FK2, CRV 2.2D
- Namn: Daniel Gabriel
- Ort: Borås
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Daniel Gabriel / HPC Väst - Medlem #538
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[b]Medlem #1535[/b]
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Eisenhut

- Inlägg: 1861
- Blev medlem: 12 april 2005, 00:52
- Bil: Honda Integra
- Namn: Marcus Eisenhut
- Ort: Malmö
- Been thanked: 4 times
VARNING, riktigt dålig... Nissanskämt dessutom.
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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
"You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
"You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:
"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says:
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"You not Nissan Main Deala?"
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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
"You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
"You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:
"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says:
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"You not Nissan Main Deala?"
Senast redigerad av Eisenhut den 20 mars 2007, 23:21, redigerad totalt 1 gånger.
Mvh/Marcus Eisenhut
Kör:
Honda Jazz -03
Honda Integra Si JRSC -94
Honda CR-V -17
Kört:
Mercedes-Benz C220d -17
Mercedes-Benz C220d -16
Civic Tourer 1.8 Lifestyle -14
Civic 1.8 sport ADAS -15
Civic Tourer 1.6d -15
Civic 1.8 sport -06
Delsol VTi -93
Kör:
Honda Jazz -03
Honda Integra Si JRSC -94
Honda CR-V -17
Kört:
Mercedes-Benz C220d -17
Mercedes-Benz C220d -16
Civic Tourer 1.8 Lifestyle -14
Civic 1.8 sport ADAS -15
Civic Tourer 1.6d -15
Civic 1.8 sport -06
Delsol VTi -93
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